A blog that contains every single bit of my dry humour..

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen

(via dancybutt)

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2 days ago
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via luckiestshipper)

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1 week ago

superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

☆  .                   ☆ .                                      ☆

           ☆                               ☆            ☆  .

 ☆                 .☽               .                                      ☆

                  ☆             .                     ☆    

oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

(Source: angel-play, via dancybutt)

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1 week ago

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

(via damn-funny)

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1 week ago

sailingonsuccess:

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

(via damn-funny)

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1 week ago

royaltyspeaking:

hermajestysaprettyniceplaywright:

princessmadeleines:

why have i never seen this before why is this so funny to me

image

OH MY GOD I’M CRYIN. I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

I’m laughing so hard right now

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1 week ago

royaltyspeaking:

So apparently Pharrell Williams found the fucking fountain of youth 

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1 week ago

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

(via adam-rikard)

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2 weeks ago

cuwa:

I work at a bakery and we got broken into, but at least I got a few good puns from the customers.

My favs were: 

  • 'that was a pretty crumby thing to do'
  • 'if you're looking for dough it's a good place to rob'
  • 'they're gonna be toast when they get caught'

(via theshortcuttolife)

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2 weeks ago
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