A blog that contains every single bit of my dry humour..

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

(via orgasm)

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I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.

his-highness-espeon:

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the amount of |’s in 15 tho

(via lets-play-a-moriparty-game)

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winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen for writing this

(via laughing420)

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via cumfort)

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vuls:

birds are lucky because they get to attend concerts for free

(via fake-mermaid)

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

(via thatoneakwardmoment)

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

(via clannyphantom)

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