A blog that contains every single bit of my dry humour..

confessionsofarebel:

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

You two are my new favorite people on this site.

(via damn-funny)

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jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

(via that-is-illegal)

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folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

(via thefuuuucomics)

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disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(Source: disowns, via greeklesbian)

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supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via sorry)

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